Da Wae

Why not make a story about things I dislike? I won't be biased, but I cannot say that it will be nice.

Now...Who to make this story about? Who really is someone that shouldn't exist?

How about...Reggie? Yeah, you know. That one. It was a mistake. Why not?

From, Anti-Zoophile00 (It should be that).

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The fields were lush and green, the leaves of the trees whistling in the wind. All was calm. Two figures could be seen under one of the trees, looking up into the sky and daydreaming...

"Why can't every day be like this?" Asks the smaller of the two.

"I don't know. Gotta have bad days to have good ones. Otherwise, they'd all be the same and we couldn't tell the difference." Replies the other.

"I guess that's right." Finishes the smaller.

And they resume their daydreaming. A person atop one of the rolling hills lowers their binoculars, and sighs.

"Honestly." He sighs to himself. He stands and walks toward the two. The larger of the two daydreamers notices him and raises their head.

"Hey." They say.

"Morning." He says, politely.

"What're you doin' here?" They ask.

"Just walking and enjoying myself. You's?"

"Same. Minus the walking." They chuckle. "Hi. I'm Reggie."

"Mac." He extends his hand.

Reggie takes it. The smaller of them looks up now.

"Who're you?" She asks.

"Mac. Yourself?"

"Evelyn."

"My Great-Grandmother's name was Evelyn. Shame" He adds quietly.

"Hm?"

"Oh, nothing. Just thinking."

"Oh. You do much of that?"

"What? Thinking? Sure."

"Cool." And with that she resumes daydreaming.

Reggie speaks up, "So...you want to join us?"

"Nah. I gotta be going anyway."

"See you."

"See you's. In hell." He whispers.

He walks back up to the top of the hill, leaving them under the tree. After a brief trip to his car he walks back with a Sharps Rifle. He looks down at them. And takes aim.

"You should've asked him." Evelyn says.

"I don't know. He was too nice." Reggie replies.

"To nice?"

"Yeah, I mean...You know...Not really into that kind of thing."

"So, he's a pussy?"

Reggie chuckles, "Nah. More like a shy kind of guy."

"So, a pussy."

"Hm."

"You should've as-!" A loud noise interrupts Evelyn. Suddenly, after a dull thump, the tree behind her had a hole in it. She looked at it. "The fuck?"

Another loud noise fills the clearing, as another hole appears, this time in her leg.

"WHAT?!" She yells and starts squirming and yelling in pain. "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Another noise, and the dirt beside her is lifted into the air. Evelyn crawls behind the tree and begins caressing her leg in response to the pain. Reggie, however, stands up.

The man stops to reload, confused by the rat's actions. Then, Reggie starts running toward him.

"The fuck are you doing, Rat?" He says quietly.

As Reggie approaches, he takes aim. He doesn't have time to fire however, as Reggie reaches him and slaps the rifle out of his hands and punches him in the face. He recoils backward at this unexpected attack.

Reggie stops and looks surprised at the sudden violence that just occurred.

"Faggot." Says the man as he prepares to charge Reggie.

"Wha-What?"

The man charges Reggie and takes him to the ground, then sits atop him and begins strangling him.

"Goodbye, Faggot."

A loud noise breaks through the air, and the man is thrown backwards and down the hill. Reggie stands up, rubbing his throat.

The man is on his hands and knees, staring at the ground, blood running from his chest like a tap. He coughs up blood and looks at Reggie.

"Huh. It hurts more than I thought." He then coughs once more and falls to the ground.

"Reggie!" Calls Evelyn. "You-You alright?"

'I don't...I don't know...You?"

"Oh, I'm fine. So... What're we gonna do with him?"

"..."

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There you go. Done. I was unbiased.

This was merely to show that no matter what you do, people are always going to do what they want.

I hope you enjoyed it. I did. Making it I mean. Also, people will get angry if I break canon. Haha.

See You's.

• Anti-Zoophile00.

Also, Character reference: @Whygena-Draws

Don't sue me.

Story: @Anti-Furry00

I would like to, once again, say Sorry.

For the inconvenience of me not giving a fuck.

Go fuck yourselves, Furry Bastards.